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The duck in the store [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  HHFHFGH
Total Views:  3836
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
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A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Got any fresh fruit?" "No." "Got any fresh vegetables?" "No. We have only canned and dry goods." The next day, the duck returns. "Got any fresh fruit?" "No." "Got any fresh vegetables?" "No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor." On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks,"Got any nails?" "No." "Got any fresh fruit?"
 
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intelligent!!! (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
very intelligent duck, keke
 
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