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The Confused Shopper [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  chow_chow
Total Views:  8001
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 3 rate(s)

Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.

He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM". She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."

Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "FUCK IT". The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"

Billy shakes his head as YES.

Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a cock and spank it?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel."

Billy shakes his head YES.

He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.

When he gets there he askes this guy...

"Could you hold my bum and f**k it while I get my cock and spank it"
 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
sunny is stupid (by Rissa, Mar 3rd, 2009)
these are supposed to be jokes. you must be foreign. you just killed the jokes.
not so bad English (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
anyway , there are 3 people understand ,
 
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