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Tarzan and Zane [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Introverius
Total Views:  15852
Release Date:  Jun 21st, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 11 rate(s)

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said "Oh, I use hole in the trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong...but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.

"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,

"What the hell did you do that for?"

"Me checking for bees" said Tarzan.
 
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Wel done! (by bwindy, Jul 23rd, 2007)
Try ur best, Tarzan!! :))
 
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