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Submitted by:  BLACK_ROSE
Total Views:  2329
Release Date:  Jun 27th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A pavement walks into a bar. Looking nervous, he asks for a beer, and the barman pulls him a glass. With another worried look around, the pavement finds a quiet corner and sits down in a hurry. Not long after, the door opens and in walks a stretch of motorway. He orders a pint, then glances around the bar and notices the pavement in the corner. Looking at him with disgust, the motorway goes over and shoves him out of the bar, then returns and takes the corner seat.

Soon after that, a quiet piece of red tarmac strolls in and asks the barman politely for a drink. The barman looks at the motorway, then pulls the tarmac a drink. The red tarmac takes a seat next to the motorway, who then gets up and returns his empty glass to the barman.

The barman looks puzzled and asks the motorway, "How come you didn’t throw the red tarmac out like you did to the pavement?"

"I’m not touching him!" replies the motorway. "He’s a right cycle-path!"
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
It will be a good present to my friends!
Ew, that sucks.... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I'm afraid of that, boy.
heheheeheh (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
hehehe,so funny
 
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