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Submitted by:  CyberPussy
Total Views:  2752
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you’re too drunk."

A few minutes later the drunk comes in throught the bathrooms, again he slurs "give me a drink", bartender says "No man I told you last time you’re too drunk"

Five minutes later the guy comes in throught the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says "You’re too drunk"

the drunk scratches his head and says "Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing."
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Uh oh (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
He is really too drunk!
Be careful next time.... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Don't be anxious, man. Everything gotta be ok :).
Be careful....... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Take care of yourself.
Faith good! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Haha, why can he say so? I think he's not drunk? But who, u guess it!
 
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