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Strict school [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Kaiters
Total Views:  2887
Release Date:  Jun 30th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was
   establishing the fact
   that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking
   the roll, she was told
   by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer". So she said "There'll be
   none of that kind of
   thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No,
   really teacher, it IS
   Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask
   my brother if you
   don't believe me!" Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing,
   the teacher went
   across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The
   fourth grade teacher
   had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she
   entered the room and
   directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?" "Hell no!"
   replied a little kid
   from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"
 
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Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
What? (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
I can't stand laughing!
I hate school! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
I hate studying the same things day by day. It totally sucks.
Funny (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
I laugh so much!
I don't like school.. (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
You'd better get out of this place :)).
funny! (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
funny, but not innocent enough
 
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