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Submitted by:  fontana
Total Views:  3951
Release Date:  Jul 14th, 2007
Rating:  Fair (2) | 2 rate(s)

One day, a man’s wife has a kid. But he is born with no torso, arms or legs. The son grew up eneventfully. When the son reached drinking age, the man took him to a bar. The man said, a Jack Daniel’s please. So the man gives the son one. The son drinks it, and his torso pops out. The son takes another drink and his arms pop out. He takes another drink and his legs pop out. He has a hard time adjusting to the legs, and he accidentally runs out into the middle of a street and was hit by a truck and immediately killed. The bartender says, he should have stopped when he was ahead.
 
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Exciting (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It is an exciting joke! I like it!
You should ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Hi hi, very amazing story :)).
You should do...... (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
That's the good warning, man. Great story.
Oh my god! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
That's pretty sad but still funny!
 
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