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Stating the Facts [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  fdsafdsa
Total Views:  2230
Release Date:  Jul 3rd, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A Californian, a Texan, and a Coloradoan, attending a convention in a little town just outside Las Vegas, were standing in a seedy bar enjoying a few drinks.

The Californian grabbed his wine spritzer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass against the back wall, smashing it to pieces. He told the other startled drinkers that the standard of living was so high in California that they never drank out of the same glass twice.

Next the Texan finished drinking his Margarita, and threw HIS glass against the back wall. He loudly proclaimed that in Texas not only were they all are rich from oil, but they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass twice.

Next the Coloradoan drank his beer, drew a revolver, and shot the Californian and the Texan. As he was returning the gun to his holster, he told the wide-eyed bartender that in Colorado they had so many Texans and Californians that they never had to drink with the same ones twice.
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
So funny! I like it!
Yes ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's the right way to do, man!
Assert 'em... (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
That could be the status, man. Keep it up!
That's true! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
If I was him, I would also say so!, ridiculous!
 
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