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Sign language in the bedroom [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  lil_queen
Total Views:  57254
Release Date:  Jan 25th, 2011
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 44 rate(s)

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."
 
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about the jokes (by james, Feb 8th, 2012)
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dunno (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
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