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Serenity Prayer [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  CUNT_STABBER
Total Views:  5951
Release Date:  Jul 19th, 2007
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 Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they p*ssed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wenesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to p*ss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
 
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Great prayer! (by blackrose, Jul 13th, 2007)
Help me to give 100% at work... but not for me!!!
 
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