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Submitted by: DubaiHustler |
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Total Views: 21243 |
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Release Date: Jan 25th, 2011 |
Rating: Very Good (4) | 14 rate(s)
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A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will
cost her $300, she exclaims,"I don’t have any money... but I’ll do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"
To that the man asks, "Anything?"
And the blonde says, "Yes.... ANYTHING!!" With that the man says, "Follow me!"
He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door."
She does this and then he says, "Get on your knees."She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does.Then he says,
"Go ahead, take it out."
With that, she takes it out and holds it with both hands. And then the man says somewhat impatiently, "Well, go ahead!!"
She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it very closely to her lips, she says, "HELLO, MOM?"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 a blowjob (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
do for him and must pay for him , to find the mother , she goes so far |
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