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Santa Claus Is Wearing A Gown [Add Comment]
 
You better come out, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

He's making the switch,
He's leaving his wife,
He's gonna come out, to start a new life
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

A secret he's been keeping,
It's made him awful tense.
He knows it will be better now,
When he comes down off that fence.

So you better come out,
You better not cry, you better not pout,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.
 
Total Views:  770 Submitted by:  machinegirl
Release Date:  Jun 24th, 2007 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  noel  santa claus 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
better! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
it's better for u not to cry! awful!
 
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