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Santa & System Administrators [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Jenny_O
Total Views:  2059
Release Date:  Jul 18th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

I was musing on similarities between Santa Claus and system administrators.
Consider:

1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.
2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted
are infinitesimal.
3. Santa seldom answers your mail.
4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves
make it for me."
5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.
6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work
themselves.
7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
8. Santa laughs entirely too much.
9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your HOME.
10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.
 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  noel  santa claus 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
compare (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
simply because Santa is not a computer!
 
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