Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
Santa's Response To Little Johnny's After Christmas Letter [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  ehjjniggaz
Total Views:  22338
Release Date:  Jul 16th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 19 rate(s)

Dear Johnny,

I know WHO you are, and I KNOW where you live. You little sh*t!
You can't talk to SANTA like that and get away with it!

If you don't like the yo-yo, which is a classic toy, by the way,
then you can just cram it up your little *$$! As for the whistle
you didn't care for -- I gotcha whistle right here!!! Come blow
on this! And the socks...well, I figured you are big enough to
be whacking off, and those sox would have come in handy and been
handy to ... well, even you should get the picture!

And... that little "faggot" across the street, you'll be happy to
know that he's already got pubic hair and his whang is TWICE as
long as yours. Besides, his parents think YOU're the fag --always
moanin' and whinin'.

Don't worry about gathering up rocks for my visit to your house
next year, 'cause I ain't coming down your chimbly ever again.
If you find any pennies this year, you had better stop and pick
them up, 'cause that's about all you're going to get for Christmas.
Your mom and dad are doing to be killed in a car crash, and you'll
be stuck in an orphanage before Thanksgiving.

Bad? You want BAD? I'll show you who's bad!

Affectionally, Adieu,

Santa
 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  noel  santa claus  thanksgiving 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
he likes! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
why Santa give him a letter, not a gift!
 
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers A Clinton Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas ( White House Style )'Twas the night before Chr...
Total Views:  2041;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers 20 Ways To Make HIS Xmas XXXmas! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho"...
Total Views:  2772;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Top Reasons To Like Hanukkah More Than Christmas ~ No roof damage from reindeer.~ Never a silent night when you're among your Jew...
Total Views:  2797;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The First Christmas Letter... Dear Mom,Zikes! What a year! Joseph forgot to make reservations at the Bethlehem...
Total Views:  2108;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers 12 Days cajun Day 1 Dear Emile, Thanks for da bird in the Pear tree. I fixed it lasnight with...
Total Views:  2361;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The First Ride It was the day after Christmas. The pastor of a church was lookingover their Nat...
Total Views:  2071;
  More christmas jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Clean jokes (33)
  Computer jokes (4)   Condom jokes (4)
  Crazy jokes (73)   Dirty jokes (255)
  Drunk jokes (4)   Family jokes (126)
  Food jokes (6)   Free jokes (4)
  Funny quotes (5)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 - $59.97 $99.95 - $59.97 $49.95 - $29.97 $49.95 - $29.97

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips