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Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  fouzaniya
Total Views:  2935
Release Date:  Jul 3rd, 2007
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CHORUS
Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
just as he arrived on Christmas Day
She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

She'd been listening to the radio
and she nearly lost her breath
yellin' cuss words at the DJ
for playin' that song where she gets hooved to death.

So she set out on the warpath
there was evil in her eye
she said "I'm gonna find that reindeer
and by golly, one of us is gonna die!"

CHORUS
Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
just as he arrived on Christmas Day
She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

Santa Claus had made a landing
on the new expressway
Grandma was doin' 120
with her headlights pointed straight at Santa's sleigh.

'Twas an awful sound of impact
Grandma really nailed him good
There were hoofprints on her windshield
and a pair of ripped-off antlers on her hood

CHORUS
Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
just as he arrived on Christmas Day
She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

Guess we'll all be missing Rudolph
in the winter when it snows
but now he's up in reindeer heaven
with a Buick logo stamped into his nose.

But there's no regret from Grandma
as she drove away, she sneered,
and then she hollered out the window
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a FLAT DEER!"

CHORUS
Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
just as he arrived on Christmas Day
She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.
 
Tags: Christmas  Christmas Songs  a christmas story  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel  santa claus 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
funny! (by blackrose, Jul 23rd, 2007)
who sing that song??
 
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