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Proud Texan Father [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Holay_Molay
Total Views:  4195
Release Date:  Jul 13th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 3 rate(s)

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"

"Yup, shore am!"

"How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
He is a happy father, isn't he?
Pride..... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Yeah, that's it. He must be being proud of :)).
Wonderful. (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Really great. Sounds good, rite?
kekek (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
Their funny!!
 
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