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Presents for the Wife [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  ChAlAktO_BtAkTo
Total Views:  1942
Release Date:  Jun 27th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Present (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
He has a special present for his wife. Hi hi!
Romantic :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Sometimes the husbands should do that to enrich the love :">.
Romantic :D ! (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
That's really cool, man. I appreciate that.
oh !!!!! (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
she could go f*** herself." U understand ??? He hehe
 
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