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Polar Bear [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  garfield2
Total Views:  2588
Release Date:  Jun 27th, 2007
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A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo villiage but is having trouble interacting with the villiagers. Finally he corners one of them and asks why they won’t talk to him.

The villiager responds that he has not been initiated as a man. He ask’s what do I have to do?

The villiager says, first you have to drink 2 bottles of Russian Vodka, then you have to go into a cave and kill a polar bear with your bear hands, then to seal your induction into manhood you have to make love for 10 hours straight with one of our women.

The man says he will do it. That night there’s a big party to initiate the stranger. Everyone sits around the fire and they pass him a bottle of Vodka. He down’s about half without much trouble, bet the second half is much more difficult. Finally he finishes it, and they pass him another. He finally manages to finish off the second bottle and the crowd claps and sings. Then he tried to get up but fell over drunk.

The Cheif picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar bear cave. He staggers over and climbs in. Suddenly there’s a huge commotion from within the cave. Bears growling and him screaming and wailing in pain. Half an hour later he stumbles out of the cave, Torn to shreds, bloodied, and half dead. He turns to the crowd and drunkenly says,

Okeee now where’s the woman I gotta kill?
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
Let's read it! And find out what he did with the Polar bear. (^_^)
Lovely... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's kinda lovely bear, man. I like it.
Lovely.... (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
Lovely bear, man. I love it!
live to laugh! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
too long, but read much,laugh much!!!
 
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