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Submitted by:  Axl_Rose
Total Views:  1939
Release Date:  Dec 27th, 2010
Rating:  Good (3) | 1 rate(s)

*Ring-Ring*

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is daddy," ... "Is your mommy near the phone?"

"No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"

After a brief pause, daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank, honey!"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy, right
now!"

"Uh, Okay, then...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone,
run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and yell out to mommy and Uncle
Frank that daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool... but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of
the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."

***long pause***

Then daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Wait a minute... is this 328-9874?"
 
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Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
Mommy ! daddy is calling (by jade1004, Jul 16th, 2007)
yeah, he did catch cheater, but not his wife and the other man, they deserved what they got...this joke's funny and sad at the same time, i felt sorry for the little kid
 
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