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Paris Hilton the School girl [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  bennyboi
Total Views:  2948
Release Date:  Jul 8th, 2007
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Paris Hilton comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?" "Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, Paris Hilton comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but
listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
 
Tags: blonde  paris hilton  school 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
no difference! (by fairylands, Aug 1st, 2007)
though u're 25, u make no difference!
 
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