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Paris Hilton is Overweight [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  lalllallynallyn
Total Views:  3236
Release Date:  Aug 1st, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 1 rate(s)

Paris Hilton has put on a lot of weight recently, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When Paris Hilton returned, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" Paris Hilton nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied Paris Hilton
 
Tags: blonde  overweight  paris hilton 
Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
funny (by victoria, Apr 30th, 2008)
this joke is soooooooooooooo funny
stop ur tricks? (by fairylands, Aug 1st, 2007)
hey, Paris, can u stop committing ur tricks?
 
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