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Out All Night Drinking [Add Comment]
 
   An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally
   says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
   on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and
   maybe that will sober him up.
   Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls
   home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls
   through the door and up the stairs.
   When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time
   he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
   He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at
   him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
   "How did you know?" he asks.
   "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
 
Total Views:  6051 Submitted by:  cocksucking_girl
Release Date:  Jun 30th, 2007 Rating:  Good | 10 rate(s)

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Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
So funny! (by bwindy, Jul 20th, 2007)
He needs a memo sticker on his wheelchair!!
 
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