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One Day In The Garden Of Eden [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Lunatic2010
Total Views:  7460
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent (5) | 16 rate(s)

Eve called out to God to come down to talk to her.

"What's the problem, Eve?" "Well, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"I am lonely," said Eve, "and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a man, God?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll generally give you a hard time. But...he'll be bigger and faster, and can help protect you, and will like to hunt and kill things to eat. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice sometimes to think properly."

"Sounds great." said Eve. She raised an eyebrow ironically. "What's the catch?"

"Well... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, God?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman."
 
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Hehe (by nottelling, Jan 14th, 2009)
Funny, but I don't understand the last part; so does that mean that God is supposedly a woman?? OH! I think I get it now, not sure tho still, gud job!
funny and very interesting (by Alyssa, Jul 23rd, 2007)
very very funny! excellent job!
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
They are so funny! I like Eden!
Beautiful view ! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
I love the atmosphere there. Really cool !
 
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