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Office Prayer. [Add Comment]
 
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they ticked me off...

And also

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the hind end that I may have to kiss tomorrow...!
 
Total Views:  466 Submitted by:  BISKUIT
Release Date:  Jul 31st, 2007 Rating:  Good | 2 rate(s)

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oh wow!!! (by blackrose, Jul 31st, 2007)
nothing can compare like this!!
 
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