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Nun at the airport [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  elaine_oikawa
Total Views:  2464
Release Date:  Nov 28th, 2010
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  This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight.

When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune.

So she thought to herself I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me.

So she went over to the machine and she put her nickel in and card came out and it said, Your a nun you weigh 128lbs and your going to Chicago Illinois.

So she sat back down and thought about it, she thought to herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, I'm going try it again.

So she went over to the machine again and put her nickel in it, a card came out and said, your nun, you weigh 128lbs., your going to Chicago Ill. and your going to play a fiddle.

She said to herself I know that's wrong I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life.

She sat back down and this Cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down she picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music.

She looked back at the machine and said this is incredible I've got to try it again.

So she went back to the machine put her nickel in another card came out and it said, your a nun, you weigh 128lbs., your going to Chicago Ill. and your going to break wind.

She thinks I know it's wrong now I've never broke wind in public a day in my life, well she tripped and fell off the scales and FARTED like a bay mule.

So she sat back down and looked at the machine once again. She said to herself this is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it again.

She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and a card came out and said, your a nun, you weigh 128lbs., your going to Chicago Ill. and your going to have sex.

She said ah-hah that does it I know for sure its wrong now, I'm a nun, ain't ever had none, and ain't ever gonna get none.

Well a huge electrical storm came through and the electricity went off and she got raped... She sat back down and thought about it for few minutes and then said this is truly, truly, incredible.

But one thing is for certain, I've got to try it again just to see what is gonna happen to me before I leave this airport.

She went over to the machine put her nickel in and a card came out and it said. Your a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled, farted, f**ked around and missed your flight to Chicago!!!!!!!!
 
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a good machine (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
like a fortune teller !
 
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