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Submitted by:  DikSlayer
Total Views:  3245
Release Date:  Jul 3rd, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 3 rate(s)

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
It's me ! (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Is it right? Damn, man. It's so funny.
Funny (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
I like it! It makes me funny!
Wah? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
What the hell is this? =)) Really funny, man.
jerk on lap (by sunny, Jul 6th, 2007)
is there anything else that she can talk to ? haaaaaa.
 
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