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Night Club [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  jeettaa
Total Views:  2535
Release Date:  Jul 7th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer won’t let him in the guy asks, "’Why not?"
"Because you’re not wearing a tie," says the bouncer.
"But I have come all the way from the other end of town," says the guy.
"Sorry mate, that’s the rules," says the bouncer.
So the guy goes back to his car to try and see if he can find a tie or something like one. He finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around himself, and goes back to the club.
"Is this all right?" he asks the bouncer.
"Well, all right then," replies the bouncer. "But I’ll be watching you - don’t start anything!"
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Let's go ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Enjoy the bar atmosphere and find some interesting things, man!
Good (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I like it!
Let's enjoy.... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Go, go, go, it's your birthday.
really great! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
THIS JOKE IS GOOD
 
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