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Newly issued alcohol warnings [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  don_bud
Total Views:  2135
Release Date:  Jun 24th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
So Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
I like it so much!
It's good ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Don't drink over the limits. It can be harmful.
Good lesson for us (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Read to know, not read why u know?
 
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