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Submitted by:  justiee_bestieee
Total Views:  4030
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 2 rate(s)

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
He has to learn "Read carefully before use!"
Oh, gentleman. (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Welcome to the company. You're gonna be played a lot :)).
Unexpect end (by glorious, Jul 9th, 2007)
That's a lesson for a arrogant man
 
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