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Man vs. Woman [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Honeyy_is_cool
Total Views:  16885
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 39 rate(s)

A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs. A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
 
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have funny! (by Jacob, Jul 23rd, 2007)
thumbs and big toes up!!!!!!
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I think it is so funny! Good for my relaxation!
What? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Foolish competition because it can't lead to the good things.
 
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