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Man and wife at the zoo [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  B3be_mIc
Total Views:  2446
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 5 rate(s)

   It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
   zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
   sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in
   front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on
   the bars, holding on w/one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding
   his chest w/the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady
   in the sheer dress.
  
   The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the
   poor fellow. He tells her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and
   flirt w/the ape.
  
   She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
   would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
   straps fall; she does, and the gorilla is so excited, he's just about
   to tear the bars down.
  
   The husband then suggests that the wife lift her dress up above the
   thighs... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
  
   Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
   door to the cage, slings her in w/the gorilla and says, "Now, tell him
   you have a headache."
 
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Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
Animal (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
So who are they?
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
I laughed so much! (^_^)
Huh (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
I don't know what does the husband want?The Gozilla like women as the film " gozila"
Huh (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
I don't know what does the husband want?The Gozilla like women as the film " gozila"
the wife wins (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
The wife makes the gorilla crazy, rediculously funny
 
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