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Little Johnny in primary school [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  La_Weenie
Total Views:  3949
Release Date:  Jun 25th, 2007
Rating:  Poor (1) | 1 rate(s)


   Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to
   be confronted by his
   teacher.
   Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where were you yesterday?"
   Johnny "I'm sorry Miss, but my Grandad got burnt yesterday."
   Teacher, "Was he burned very bad?"
   Johnny, "Yes Mam, they don't f**k around at these crematoriums you
   know.
  
 
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Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
Playing! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Play boy!
1st day in school :))... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
It's very interesting for him, man. The good moment to memorize.
Funny (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
He is really a primary school boy! (~v~)
Grade 1.... (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
That's cool, baby. I love it.
crematoriums (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
crematoriums not so good
 
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