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Little Johnny being literal [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  leandro
Total Views:  1558
Release Date:  Jul 1st, 2007
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Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.

Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."

Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."

All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.

Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?"

Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"

"He turned blue and shat on the carpet."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Kid (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Better than his father!
Yes, he is :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
That's the first step in his life. Let's wait for another :)).
good observantion (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
nope, he has a good obsevantion, in deed!!! :))
 
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