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Leprechauns [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  FracturE
Total Views:  19451
Release Date:  Jan 25th, 2011
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 8 rate(s)

 A gorgeous blonde was sitting at a bar when a very short guy walks up to her.

"Hi," he says. "I'm a leprechaun and I'm in a wonderful mood today. I'm going to grant three wishes for you."

"Hey, that's great! For my first wish I'd like a million dollars," she said.

The leprechaun waves his arms and says "Done. In the trunk of your car is a suitcase with one million dollars in it. What is your second wish?"

"For my second wish I'd like a fancy apartment on Fifth Avenue."

The leprechaun waves his arms again and says, "It's yours, and I even threw in the furnishings. Now, for your final wish."

The blonde replies, "I want a boyfriend who looks like a Greek god and is hung like a horse!"

"Done!" says the leprechaun. "He is waiting for you in the bed at your new apartment."

"Wow!! This was so nice of you! I've got to go see him right away!" and she jumps up from the bar stool.

"Hey, wait a minute!" the leprechaun says. Don't you think you owe me a small favor in return for everything I've given you?"

"Well...ok. What did you have in mind?" she asks.

"I think a blow job would be a fair trade."

The blonde agrees, so they go over to a dark corner in the bar and she accomodates him. Afterwards, he says "By the way...how old are you, anyway?"

"I'm 25. Why do you ask?"

He replies, "You mean to tell me you are 25 years old and you still believe in leprechauns?"
 
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younger (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
the blonde may looks younger than 25 , or she is less clever than that age
 
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