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Submitted by:  AriThe_Putz
Total Views:  21036
Release Date:  Jan 25th, 2011
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 5 rate(s)

 Two blondes were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends.

The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist watch with eleven carats."

"Impressive." said the second blonde.

"Well, yes." the first agreed. "But the downside was that with all those carats, he expected me to behave like a rabbit."
 
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carat and carrot (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
she confuses betweent two words , and eventually , she prefer carrots , mind her boy ?
 
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