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Submitted by:  antoine
Total Views:  2046
Release Date:  Jan 25th, 2011
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"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitresswalks in the door. "It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street andthere was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of thestreet. He'd been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute." "What did you do?" asks the bartender. "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
 
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new way (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
to prevent fainting , invented by a smart blonde
 
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