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Jump out of the plane! [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  lil_romio
Total Views:  4160
Release Date:  Jul 5th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 2 rate(s)

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,

"We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive."

The four open the door and look out below.

The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I don't know "Alamo". What does it mean?
Interesting.... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
I think of the moment :)). Must be amazing.
hooo cunning (by glorious, Jul 5th, 2007)
wat's malicious boy
 
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