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Jokes about Halloween
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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.
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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat
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Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
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What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt.
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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
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What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
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Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cords aren't long enough.
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What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
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What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plump-kin
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare Centers
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Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately...
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Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation...
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Where do ghosts go swimming? The dead sea...
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's halloween ..
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Submitted by: im_very_hot |
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Release Date: Jul 10th, 2007 |
Rating: Good | 5 rate(s)
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Comment: 1
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 really funny (by leepro, Jul 24th, 2007)
how can they create such funny sentences ? ..i laugh much ^^ |
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