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Submitted by:  im_very_hot
Total Views:  10808
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 6 rate(s)

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her. * Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister. * Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets. * Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat * Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path! * What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners! * What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt. * A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?" * Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up. * What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people. * What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to. * Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. * Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cords aren't long enough. * What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling. * What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plump-kin * Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare Centers * Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work * Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... * Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation... * Where do ghosts go swimming? The dead sea... * What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's halloween ..
 
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really funny (by leepro, Jul 24th, 2007)
how can they create such funny sentences ? ..i laugh much ^^
 
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