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Jesus is Watching
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One night a robber broke into a home. While he was aggressively searching through a desk the robber heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!”
He yelled, ''Who said that?!''
Once again the robber heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!''
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot replied, ''Arthur.''
The robber said, ''Ha ha! Who names a parrot that?!”
With attitude the parrot laughs, ''Ha ha! The same person who named the pit-bull BEHIND you Jesus!!"
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Total Views: 1827 |
Submitted by: i_like_u_....not |
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Release Date: Jul 9th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 5 rate(s)
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Comment: 3
[Add Comment]
 What?? (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
He can do this, I also want to.... |
Jesu? (by nautin, Jul 13th, 2007)
Jesu is not God ?It 's name a man. |
stupid robber (by glorious, Jul 9th, 2007)
What's unlucky day for this robber |
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