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Submitted by:  Bob_Faggot
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Release Date:  Jul 14th, 2007
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Back in the days when the West was still "wild," the James Gang, led by brothers Frank and Jesse, robbed trains, especially when they heard there'd be a payroll or gold aboard. On one fateful occasion, a train loaded with gold came to a screeching, grinding, sparks-flying halt just before colliding with a huge Ponderosa Pine tree that had purposely been felled across its path. Amid the chaos of gunfire, whinnying horses and yelling, the door to one of the passenger cars flew open and in leaped Jesse James himself, guns at the ready, backed up by several of his armed gang members. After firing several rounds through the ceiling of the passenger car to further intimidate the passengers, Jesse yelled "Hands up, everybody. Ah'm gonna rob the wimmen and rape the men." A frightened but curious little old lady, intent on correcting Jesse, stood up in the middle of the coach and said "Jest a minute, Mr James. Don't ya mean yur gonna rob the men and rape the wimmen?" Whereupon, this fellow of questionable sexual proclivities, registering indignance and self-righteousness, stood, with his hands firmly planted on his hips, and said in a falsetto voice "Thay, you old Biddie, why don't you let Jesse rob this train the way he wants to?"
 
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the other way (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
to rob he insist on , let he do this way
 
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