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I have a magical dancing duck [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Cherry_Blossom
Total Views:  4107
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 1 rate(s)

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Good (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
It is really a magical dancing duck! Hi hi!
Show it to us ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's a very interesting story. I like it :)). Magical dancing duck :)).
It's so funny!!! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
I can't stop laughing, help me! help!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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