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I get so drunk that I imagine things [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  maggy_moo_cow
Total Views:  2460
Release Date:  Jul 14th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 2 rate(s)

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?"

"A mongoose."

"What for?"

"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."

"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."

"That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."
 
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Exciting (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
It is really an exciting joke!
Imagination... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's kinda interesting when imagining at the time you're drunk :)).
Real fun! (by blackrose, Jul 11th, 2007)
Drunk may let u imagine! Thanks for that, i want to imagine more than real! Hehe
 
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