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How To Cook A Turkey [Add Comment]
 
How To Cook A Turkey!

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the

thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 
Total Views:  4615 Submitted by:  amazinggg_x
Release Date:  Nov 13th, 2007 Rating:  Excellent | 6 rate(s)

Tags: cooking  thanksgiving  turkey 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
is it true ? (by leepro, Jul 24th, 2007)
i think that's the way to destroy the Turkey
 
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