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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY! [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  l.ikolrykptr
Total Views:  4416
Release Date:  Jun 25th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 16: Turk the carvey
Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 
Tags: cooking  thanksgiving  turkey 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
15 steps (by blackrose, Jul 20th, 2007)
Now let's start!
 
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