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How Jesus Escaped [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  leandro
Total Views:  2413
Release Date:  Jun 18th, 2007
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The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her
students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning
him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape
from it.

After the story time, the students were given an opportunity to
draw a picture about the story.

Most of the pictures were predictable, but Larry's had an odd
element in it. "Larry, I see Joseph and Mary with the baby Jesus
on a donkey, but what is that following the donkey?

"It's the flea, teacher."

"Flea...? Ah...what flea?" asked the teacher.

To which the boy faithfully repeated the Bible verse, "Take Mary
and Jesus and flea to Egypt." he said. "There's Mary, there's
Jesus, and there's the flea."
 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
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