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Submitted by:  branden
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Release Date:  Jan 10th, 2011
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On the first day of school in Houston, a teacher decided to get to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.   On the first day of school in Houston, a teacher decided to get to know the
kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.
The first little girl said: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy said: "I`m Andy and my dad is a mechanic."
Then another little boy said: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease
dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasped and quickly changed the subject, but later in the schoolyard
the teacher approached Jimmy privately and asked if it was really true that his
dad danced nude in a gay bar.
The kid blushed and said, "I`m sorry, but my dad is an auditor for Arthur
Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
 
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auditor (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
just the auditor that maKE HIM ashamed , poor him
 
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