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Hot mamma [Add Comment]
 
 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
     A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
      Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
      The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
 murmur; be careful.'"
 
Total Views:  885 Submitted by:  jasolyn
Release Date:  Jun 26th, 2007 Rating:  Good | 5 rate(s)

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however (by sunny, Jul 25th, 2007)
mishearing in this case did not harm him much
 
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