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Glad to be drunk [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  garfield2
Total Views:  16246
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 28 rate(s)

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
 
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noor (by moon, Nov 8th, 2008)
good
Good (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I like it!
Are you? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I've never read it b4, man :)). Really cool!
Is that good? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
I don't think so :)). Don't be like that.
Hahaha (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
So funny!...............
 
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