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Glad to be drunk
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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Total Views: 5994 |
Submitted by: garfield2 |
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Release Date: Jul 9th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 24 rate(s)
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Comment: 5
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 noor (by moon, Nov 8th, 2008)
good |
Good (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I like it! |
Are you? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I've never read it b4, man :)). Really cool! |
Is that good? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
I don't think so :)). Don't be like that. |
Hahaha (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
So funny!............... |
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