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Submitted by:  lil_romio
Total Views:  2384
Release Date:  Jul 13th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.

"But I paid, don’t you remember?" says the customer.

"Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, you did."

The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid.

The second man then ruses in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt.

The barkeeper replies, "If you say you paid, I’ll take your word for it."

Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.

The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs when suddenly,

the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right on the face."

"Don’t bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way."
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Please !!!! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I want some changing in my life, man. Give it to me :)).
Interesting (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I am really interested in it!
For wat? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Sometime we need to change the things to remake it new :D! Just do it.
MY GOODNESS HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH LOL HAHAH (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
... let me tickle you MnM ...
 
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