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Gettin Some At The Bar [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  FlameJack
Total Views:  1870
Release Date:  Jul 8th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 1 rate(s)

A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being rude and staring, the young man said to her ''I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to so, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.'' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, ''You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'' The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse five $20 bills, which she slowly counted into the young man's outstretched hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly, meaningfully, said ''Clean my house.''
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
She is an intelligent girl! I like this joke!
Yeah. that's tigt... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Do it right now! Don't miss anything :)).
That's great ! (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
Wonderful, get 'em now!
Noone can think that! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Can u think so, too rediculous!hehe
 
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